anddarling23:

checkyourbreathing:

darkilluz:

fuckyeahsodomites:

lornadoome:

championawkward:beckysanspants:lisztomania:warningdontreadthis:




He recalls, “I was f**king Christian Bale up the a**e and the crew was filming. I hadn’t done gay penetrative sex before, so I’m standing behind Christian’s big naked back, going, ‘Wow, this is so… peculiar.’
“So I start, you know, pumping away slowly, and I start to go a bit more like a bunny rabbit, then like a Jack Russell.
“Then I said, ‘I’m sure I would have come by now.’ I glanced back and saw the crew packing up and walking away! I think TODD (HAYNES) hadn’t wanted to interrupt us.
“Christian’s never written to me. He never phones anymore.”

OH, EWAN, NEVER CHANGE.

yes

oh. my. god.



(via warningdontreadthis-deactivated)
OKAY EWAN I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW THANKS YOU’RE WELCOME


Hahahah, that story! Gets me every time.

anddarling23:

checkyourbreathing:

darkilluz:

fuckyeahsodomites:

lornadoome:

championawkward:beckysanspants:lisztomania:warningdontreadthis:

He recalls, “I was f**king Christian Bale up the a**e and the crew was filming. I hadn’t done gay penetrative sex before, so I’m standing behind Christian’s big naked back, going, ‘Wow, this is so… peculiar.’

“So I start, you know, pumping away slowly, and I start to go a bit more like a bunny rabbit, then like a Jack Russell.

“Then I said, ‘I’m sure I would have come by now.’ I glanced back and saw the crew packing up and walking away! I think TODD (HAYNES) hadn’t wanted to interrupt us.

“Christian’s never written to me. He never phones anymore.”

OH, EWAN, NEVER CHANGE.

yes

oh. my. god.

(via warningdontreadthis-deactivated)

OKAY EWAN I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW THANKS YOU’RE WELCOME

Hahahah, that story! Gets me every time.



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