He recalls, “I was f**king Christian Bale up the a**e and the crew was filming. I hadn’t done gay penetrative sex before, so I’m standing behind Christian’s big naked back, going, ‘Wow, this is so… peculiar.’
“So I start, you know, pumping away slowly, and I start to go a bit more like a bunny rabbit, then like a Jack Russell.
“Then I said, ‘I’m sure I would have come by now.’ I glanced back and saw the crew packing up and walking away! I think TODD (HAYNES) hadn’t wanted to interrupt us.
“Christian’s never written to me. He never phones anymore.”
OH, EWAN, NEVER CHANGE.
oh. my. god.
OKAY EWAN I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW THANKS YOU’RE WELCOME
Hahahah, that story! Gets me every time.