(deleting the notes because the post was almost impossible to follow already, sorry)
I’m Sherlock’s scarf.
If we’re talking about BBC Sherlock I’d rather be Watson’s striped jumper (nothing against Mr. Cumberbatch *at all*, it’s just that I’m in love with Martin Freeman, it can’t be helped); but if we’re talking about you-know-who… WEEEEEELL…
Let’s just say, I wouldn’t complain.
ETA: a second try gave me Sherlock’s Coat. THIS ISN’T HELPING TO TONE MY OBSESSION DOWN, YOU SEE.