xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He said rape happens for a reason.
  • When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
  • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
  • He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He looks ‘feminine’
  • you think he’s gay
  • His voice sounds ‘feminine’

I didn’t know about the Anne Frank thing. Now I can say it literally: this brat deserves a good punch in the face. Or two.

ETA: I already knew about the rape comment, that’s why I didn’t mention it. And that’s the reason why I wanted to punch him in first place, the others are just a bonus.



Please move on. We’re really not trying to undo anything that Conan Doyle tried to do.
-Elementary co-showrunner Rob Doherty, to people who continue to give his show grief for casting Lucy Liu to portray Watson.  (via racebending)




superwholockianlady:

stankface:

consulting-outlaw:

What’s the first movie you saw in the theater— the first one somebody took you to and you were like ‘Oh, wow!”? +

assvenger

#that awkward moment when Renner feels the age gap #’oh god I have a crush on someone who was in diapers when I was crying over E.T.’ #’dear god’ 

Old man Renner.

I love it

OLD MAN RENNER. omg I didn’t know she’s 27. geez she’s only 5 years older than me. So we’re in the same generation?

I feel your pain, Renner. Scarlett is, uh… younger than me, too. Not much younger, but still - younger. 

And so is Chris Hemsworth, by the way. I’m older than Thor.

*crawls to the corner and cries*



Visual definition of procrastination. Or maybe of lazyness, I don’t know.

Visual definition of procrastination. Or maybe of lazyness, I don’t know.



everything ends here: I read Moviefone's Girl's Guide to 'The Avengers' So You Don't Have To →

lulabo:

Hey, did you know that girls are DUMB? Moviefone does! They wrote a really super specific GIRL’S GUIDE TO ‘THE AVENGERS.’

Girls, we know you’re just going to this movie because your boyfriend wants to see it. I mean, we drag them to romcoms and chick flicks all the time, it’s…

Holy mother of… what.

Now after all the hatemail and enraged comments they say that it was meant to be a satirical piece. After reading it, let me answer: satirical, my ass.



Just so you know, now every time I see a hedgehog I think "oh look, Martin Freeman".
TUMBLR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME.

Just so you know, now every time I see a hedgehog I think "oh look, Martin Freeman".

TUMBLR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME.



My life in a nutshell

  • wake up: exhausted
  • 12 pm: exhausted
  • 3 pm: fucking exhausted
  • 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
  • 7 pm: about to pass out
  • bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns


The awkward moment when RDJude Haters actually believe the fandom think Robert and Jude are genuinely sleeping together.

oneoftheducklings:

This pretty much sums it up - THANK YOU.

If you don’t care about Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, or their relationship, you won’t get this post. But it’s okay, because you’ll have missed another piece of wonderful (note the sarcasm) Tumblr drama.

Some people just need to grow the fuck up and get a life.

And for the record - no, no matter the jokes and comments I make, of course I don’t think that these two are actually sleeping together. And neither does most, if not all, of the RDJude fandom. Jesus.



Age crisis, here I come

I’m guessing you know you have an age crisis when the stupidest thing makes you wonder if you’re getting too old for this shit - whatever ‘this shit’ is.

Le sigh.



I wanted to change my Tumblr username

And I should have done it before all the Harry Potter hype. I had thought a couple of names, and now they’re both taken D:

ALSO: I come back, I lose a follower. Point taken </kidding>



I&#8217;ll let the popcorn cats break the ice for me, because it&#8217;s been forever since the last time I posted. 
So&#8230; how&#8217;s everyone? Anything interesting? &lt;3

I’ll let the popcorn cats break the ice for me, because it’s been forever since the last time I posted. 

So… how’s everyone? Anything interesting? <3



So, it seems Yahoo is shutting down Delicious →

So if you’re at least half of the hopeless geek I am, you’ll be extremely happy to know (note the irony) that, although you have a very easy way to export all your bookmarks, there’s apparently no way to import said bookmrks to your browser AND keep your tags.

In other words, now I’ll have to waste an awful lot of time properly tagging and organizing my almost 5000 bookmarks.

Again.

Thanks, Yahoo.



popcornfartv1:

Excuse me but you didn’t make this. I did.
http://popcornfartv1.tumblr.com/post/1376051563/inception-2nd-level-of-the-dream
It doesn’t take that long to reblog something. It’s incredibly rude and disrespectful that you would add your name onto something someone else made. Please delete this from your page and reblog, if you really like it that much.

WHAT THE FUCK. The nerve of some people, I can&#8217;t even.

popcornfartv1:

Excuse me but you didn’t make this. I did.

http://popcornfartv1.tumblr.com/post/1376051563/inception-2nd-level-of-the-dream

It doesn’t take that long to reblog something. It’s incredibly rude and disrespectful that you would add your name onto something someone else made. Please delete this from your page and reblog, if you really like it that much.

WHAT THE FUCK. The nerve of some people, I can’t even.



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